Franz Liszt Pulls Mountains of Sex

Franz Liszt Pulls Mountains of Sex

Liszt-en to this guy!
(credit: Herman Biow via Wikipedia)

When you think of careers that would make women fight over your discarded clothing, concert pianist probably ranks somewhere near sewage treatment worker and that guy who tackles streakers at football games. Apparently nobody ever told Franz Liszt that because the guy was hounded by women everywhere where he went during the 19th century. (more…)

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The Time Traveler’s Guide to Partying Down

Rock out with your clock out in @AFistfulofSteve’s Time Traveler’s Guide to Partying Down

Ride the lightning down to party town.

The home computer. The Large Hadron Collider. The Real Girl. We sit upon a rising crest of technological innovation. Is it so ridiculous, then, to assume that a human being may one day travel through time? Probably, but I’m not a scientist, so I’m going to go ahead and say that time traveling jet packs will be available in the next five to seven years. (more…)

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Going up to people and insulting them isn’t a prank; it’s you being a fucking prick. Shoot, you shouldn’t go up and say this to anybody, regardless of whether or not they’re the race you’re insulting. 

IT’S NOT HARD TO NOT BE A JERK.

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Preview: The Great Abraham Lincoln Pocket Watch Conspiracy

Preview: The Great Abraham Lincoln Pocket Watch Conspiracy

We'd like it even if we didn't know him.

Check your watches no longer! Check Lincoln’s instead: The Great Abraham Lincoln Pocket Watch Conspiracy is here at last! Our own Jacopo della Quercia went and published himself a book with St. Martin’s Press, and has generously shared an excerpt with us here. Take it away, Jacko:

Chapter I

“Taft! Taft! Taft!”

“… Taft! Taft! Taft! Taft!”

The enthusiastic crowd was on their feet, heralding…

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Kneel before your new Queen of Instagram, Emily Ratajkowski
More here: http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2014/08/29/emily-ratajkowskis-hottest-instagrams/

Kneel before your new Queen of Instagram, Emily Ratajkowski

More here: http://mancave.cbslocal.com/2014/08/29/emily-ratajkowskis-hottest-instagrams/

(via See more: Ashley — Daily Hotness « Man Cave Daily:)

happy Friday, you man cave men.

(via See more: Ashley — Daily Hotness « Man Cave Daily:)

happy Friday, you man cave men.

purpbanga:

Maaaannnnn

purpbanga:

Maaaannnnn

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Hottest Instagrams

Emily Ratajkowski’s Hottest Instagrams

...we are going to all the wrong bars.

Alright, put on your mental armor, men. You’re about to undergo the most challenging ordeal of your day: staring at pictures of the most sensual woman alive. It won’t be easy. In all likelihood it will be very hard for a very long time. But we believe in you. You take up now the task of observing and recognizing that Emily Ratajkowski is a woman like none other before or since. History may not…

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Fear Trumps Resolve in ‘Injustice: Year Two’ Chapter 22

Fear Trumps Resolve in ‘Injustice: Year Two’ Chapter 22

And this isn't even the biggest fight in this issue!

As you know, we’re avowed fans of Injustice: Gods Among Us. This series is so good we wouldn’t be surprised if it eventually got incorporated into the multiverse of continuities that DC Comics is currently mapping. But one thing we’re not a fan of, and that’s heroes killing heroes. C’mon, Superman, how many people have to die because you had a terrible day? You think you’re the only grieving…

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SomeKindaWonderful: Boundless Fun

Some kinda backlighting

SomeKindaWonderful: Not just the name of the band, but presumably a fitting description of their future as musicians. Having just released their debut self-titled album in June the band is moving faster than ever. The album successfully debuted in the Top 10 on the Heatseekers Chart, and their fast-rising single “Reverse” cracked the Top 20 on the alternative chart his summer. (more…)

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You Can Run from the Past But Not ‘Future’s End’ #18

You Can Run from the Past But Not ‘Future’s End’ #18

No no no, "Darkseid is." "Is Brainiac" is way too derivative to catch on.

Happy birthday, Jack Kirby! Remember that time the King took over at DC and his first act was to build a ramp specifically to nail Superman in the crotch? Those were good times.  (more…)

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